OMFG HE PULLED IT OUT AN ENVELOPE?

If I got a MacBook Air what would happen first: Would I fill its teeny tiny hardrive with illegally downloaded music or would I break its itty bitty body in half?

I broke my iBook in half long before I filled it up.

But seriously he pulled it out of an envelope. That's what you put letters in, not computers.

The answer, be tee dubs, is neither b/c I'm broke. Thanks for playing.