Our Flame Still Flickers

I think I jumped the gun on bemoaning the possible loss of Hilary Clinton as a presidential hope. I mean how could I forget that she's sold her soul to the devil to become the Antichrist, conspires with neo-nazis and evil Arabs while somehow being a socialist, has the ability to cry magic tears that emit a gas which changes peoples' votes? So reassuring.

I think the main reasons I like Hillary is because a) how hilarious is it going to be when she's president b) how fun is it going to see the right's worse night mare come true after eight years of total bullshit c) all the dark secrets in the world and hateful bile have been brought up about her and still somehow she succeeds d) if she's really such a cold, calculating, devoted bitch well then she'll make an excellent president in terms of getting things done.