No Country For Old Bitches

Radar cover pitch: Ok, this month I think we should photoshop the renowned ice queen, who despite doing an excellent job everyone seems to love to hate, and frequently gets called a bitch (point to ponder: if she were a man would we think so negatively of her?) being upset by the less experienced, youthful hot shot who all the kids, and old people desperately trying to be cool love.

Radar editor: Yeah, but we had Hillary and Obama on the cover a few months ago.