I've Been Stuck In My Genie Bottle Since 1990 and I Was Just Starting to Enjoy the Agony

Oh look, finally Dior Homme pants I wouldn't need to starve myself to fit into. All this from the house who took the trend of shaggy hair skater teens wearing girls' jeans and turned it into the standard high fashion silhouette of the decade. Of course that was all under a different designer, and I guess hammer pants are as good as anything to discern yourself from your predecessor. I'm just not sure discerning men will embrace it. Who wants to look like I Dream Of Jeannie's gay, goth cousin?