Well All Fucking Right!

I went to the soda machine to buy a Diet Coke, and it was one of those soda machine with the conveyor belt. Well guess what mother fuckers? There was a Dasani already on the converyor belt. So, this is so exciting, I got a Dasani and a Diet Coke for just the price of a Diet Coke. Can you believe it? Can any one? If it didn't happen to me, I don't think I could accept it as reality.

How does that suit you? Personally it suits me pretty fucking well, thanks for asking.